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The Polite Way to Pee During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question: ' Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?' Michael said: 'Just a minute I...

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What a creep!

JMO

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God's Creatures

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Aunt Mildred was a 93-year-old woman who was particularly despondent over the recent death of her husband. She decided that she would just kill herself and join him in death. Thinking that it would be best to get it over with quickly, she took out his old Army pistol and made the decision to shoot h...

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A dentist noticed that his next patient, a little old lady, was nervous, so he decided to tell her a little joke as he put on his gloves. 'Do you know how they make these gloves?' he asked. 'No, I don't,' she replied. 'Well,' he spoofed, 'there's a building in Canada with a big tank of latex, and wo...

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E_HILLMAN wrote:Filled up the 2.5 gallon bike yesterday.

FREAKIN over $8!!!

Where in the heck did you buy gas!

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gotta love those electric fences!

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My thoughts exactly. How fast a great day can turn bad. He was only 17. Very tragic!

Thoughts and prayers to the family.

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[quote="LC addict"]

AND NOW HE'S HOPING HE CAN GET HELP FROM A PRESIDENT

MADE IN KENYA

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Five surgeons are discussing who were the best patients to operate on. The first surgeon says, 'I like to see Accountants on my operating table because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered.' The second responds, 'Well yes, but you should try Electricians! Everything inside them is co...

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got this in an e-mail. :)) :)) After living in the remote wilderness of West Virginia all his life, an old hillbilly decided it was time to visit the big city. In one of the stores he picks up a mirror and looks in it. Not ever having seen one before, he remarked at the image staring back at him, "H...

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If it wasn't so dang far, I'd like to have tried their coffee.

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Last I read, the county backed out!

Also heard, COE wouldn't allow Cave Springs to operate docks in 'both' places.
However, they could leave them there, and maintain them 'for free'. (for a year)

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To all who use this ramp. The ramp is in great shape with no debris. The sad news is...NO docks!!! Their was one 20 footer tied off at the bank when we got there. Worked okay. When we came in on Monday afternoon it was on the bank with the water let down. Couldn't even use it Even worse news, (form ...

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_____ wrote:To everyone who got to go to the lake this weekend:

I HOPE IT RAINS ON YOUR a$$.

That's funny ___.

It did rain some...but had a great time. Didn't go to Harmon though.

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No problems with you or even the mods there, it was something they took off when they saw it. I miss the part of my lake family that is not here and is only there but hey what can ya do? lol No worries man! ;) Dang...what the heck did I miss! Someone care to fill me in. I've tried to read between t...

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Thought I'd share this with you. Precious! Can you imagine coming home from work to find this tiny creature napping on your couch with your dog? Guess who came home for dinner? It followed this beagle home, right through the doggy door. This happened in Maryland recently. The owner came home to find...

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Just out of respect for human life...I hope he survives.

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I've been to 'Norris' several times in the past. Yep...it's a beautiful lake for sure.
Wouldn't mind going back some day.

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You didn't expect 'real' change...did ya?

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Well Happy Birthday 'E'!! Ya a teenager yet?

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Osama! NO! However, until we get ALL those 'deadbeats' out of congress, things will NEVER change! X( Do you realise over the years, congress has passed laws that just PROTECT themselves. He!!, they even vote in their own pay increase. The he!! with the rest of us! X( We need to get control of our go...

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re3too wrote:
Nervous Wreck wrote: I'd gladly take a chainsaw to her in a heartbeat!
Hmmmmm....flying logs! Right up E's alley!

Now that's funny!

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Can't wait, that's for sure.

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I'd like to know about the 'logs' myself. Way to go 'E'.
Where I was...it was a little jammed up!

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Typical mindset of our politicians. I'd gladly take a chainsaw to her in a heartbeat!

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Last I heard, all the storage facilities in the U.S. are full also. I guess there are a dozen 'super tankers' just sittin @ $75,000 dollars "per day". The games BIG people play!

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After receiving a call form Mr. Hillman today I found out all about this site. Sorry I have been in the dark for so long. :D Just from a quick glance I saw some familiar names. Like Dolphin, _____ bubbles, pogo etc!! :ymapplause: Hope to be here more and get caught up with everyone! Well hey Relax,...

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...Wed,Thurs,Friday

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single digits here...

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Read that in the paper this morning. It ain't gonna happen!

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I just love taxes and all the conversation about them!

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"Happy New Year" to all. Wishing you the very best!

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Does anyone really understand the 'scope' of taxation? The average person has NO idea of the taxes they 'actually' pay! X( FREE money to the politicians and government. That's what taxes are! Sure wish I could sift through their 'budget' one time!! :D First thing would be some PAY cuts, and they wou...

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right

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Why is it they say...'blondes have more fun'?

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E_HILLMAN wrote:Melted Baby Ruth bars?

put one of them in a swimming pool once. What a 'riot' !!

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...everyone!

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"Christmas"...

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I hope OPEC members a$$es get big enough you can float an 'oil tanker' in!!!

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Me too!

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A Christmas Story for people having a bad day: When four of Santa's elves got sick, the trainee elves did not produce toys as fast as the regular ones, and Santa began to feel the Pre-Christmas pressure. Then Mrs Claus told Santa her Mother was coming to visit, which stressed Santa even more. When h...

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LC addict wrote:Come on folks, surely me, E and Denmark arent the only ones who've gotten bad Christmas gifts....

clothes...clothes...I hate clothes! I want TOYS and lots of um!

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At what age do we stop having Birthdays!

j/k

Happy Birthday man

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E_HILLMAN wrote: They are not unions in some cases they are mob bosses,.

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E_HILLMAN wrote:who are they?

check your mail

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Grider Hill now has new owners.

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new GHD owners!

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Broccoli Casserole > A woman goes to her boyfriend's parents' house for > Christmas dinner. > This is to be her first time meeting the family and she is > very nervous. > They all sit down and begin eating a fine meal. > > The woman is beginning to feel a little discomfort, thanks > to her nervousne...

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I agree! They wanna play...lets show them some real fire power.

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Big Three CEO's....

"Look at me...I'm driving a 'hybrid' to the Hill this time."

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Speaking of Tax Code

Do any of you agree with 'The Fair Tax"?

I have read up on it, and I think it is the greatest idea since peanut butter. (maybe 'E' can link the website)

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ate too much

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Had a Great day! Hope you all did too.

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Those are 'Weapons of Mass Destruction' !

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The Divorced Barbie Doll One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's birthday. He pulls over to a Toy Shop and asks the sales person, 'How much for one of those Barbie's in the display window?' The salesperson answers, 'Which one do you mean, ...

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Shoka, I made note of this somewhere. Again I say NO UNIONS They have put a gun to every car manufacturer in the US. Great for the guys who want the money, but don't like to work. I say let the companies file bankrupcy and reorganize with out the unions and rid themselves of the top end mega money ...

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The union had its place in the work force at one time. But that time is now long since past! They have now become a thorn that continues to 'fester'. JMO

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They are all hypocrites...so that sure isn't going to happen. We need a new breed up there on the 'Hill'. One that will judge as to be judged. One that will KNOW they were elected to work for us. (the U.S. citizen) Not rule the way THEY see fit!! X( Not change what has been for a hundred years or so...

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Denmark- wrote:Much needed rain

Better than snow!

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Sure caught my attention!

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Reading through this thread...I like it. Soon there will be many more. Thanks for the welcome.

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Well.....I didn't vote for Osama!

The next months/years are going to be very interesting.

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It ain't over! Don't give up just yet. Congress actually runs this Country, and they can be ousted in two years. Be sure and let them know WE are keeping a watchful eye on them.

They need to know that they work 'for us'. That is "THE CHANGE" we need!!

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E_HILLMAN wrote:Took ya long enough! lol

Draggin my feet. Been busy getting ready for my hunting trip to Southern Ohio.
Will be gone all next week.

Thanks ALL for the welcome.

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jpatton wrote:No wake zone

Oh no!

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You may not get to read this one before you leave, but wishing you the very best.

Prayers to you and your family!

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Well, finally made it here.

Nice 'E'.

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