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E_HILLMAN wrote:If true that is something to really look at.

I couldn't find anything to confirm it as true or false, but I none the less passed it on.

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There are actually two messages here. The first is very interesting, but the second is absolutely astounding - and explains a lot. A recent "Investor's Business Daily" article provided very interesting statistics from a survey by the United Nations International Health Organization. Percentage of me...

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What I never could understand is the services train you for months to survive, kill and be a great military fighting machine. "All you can be." "The few, the proud, the Marines" But they don't train you to assimilate back into civilian life. Perhaps a few days of orientation is what is given. Most m...

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This is a neat test. It shows results in a number of ways. It indicates that the majority of Americans haven't the slightest idea as to what is going on. It's no wonder our politicians take such advantage of us. This is an interesting and simple test. It's astonishing that so many people got less th...

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Some of these, I am aware of, others I don't know. They came from a very reliable source. An email. :-? :-? :) First President to refuse to show a valid Birth Certificate. First President to apply for college aid as a foreign student, then deny he was a foreigner. First President to have a social se...

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By the way my post was tongue in cheek. Sure did a 180 didn't he. Typical politician saying what people want to hear and then doing something else.

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$$$$$$ "The fact that we are here today to debate raising America's debt limit is a sign of leadership failure. It is a sign that the US Government can not pay its own bills. It is a sign that we now depend on ongoing financial assistance from foreign countries to finance our Government's reckless f...

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Please enlighten me. What good has the EPA done? I am sure they may have. It doesn't just come to mind.

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While it might be in bad taste if they kill my friends and shoot at me a little urine will be the last of their worries. Pi$$ up their backs! Another example of the media running the politically correctness BS into the ground. Sometimes the media makes me want to puke. You can't even tell whose sid...

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The guy's real name is still not punishment enough.

She is asking for a bunch of money but damage repair to
reputation will be difficult. Here is more.

http://www.wcpo.com/dpp/news/local_news ... 6299736214

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We will never see this again! This one you want your Children and Grandchildren to read. They won't believe this happened, but it DID. Harry & Bess. This seems unreal..... Harry Truman was a different kind of President. He probably made as many, or more important decisions regarding Our nation's his...

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Anymore I take whatever the media (any media) says with "a grain of salt". Whatever that means, my old Daddy used to say it all the time. I think it means don't entirely believe everything you read or hear. Especially the New York Times.

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Since I am technologically impaired, this may not be te correct link. $:-\$ $:-\$

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Worth reading........................ I probably should have check the math though. KEEP PASSING THIS AROUND UNTIL EVERY ONE HAS READ IT..... SOMETHING TO THINK ABOUT THE ONLY THING WRONG WITH THIS CALCULATION IS THEY FORGOT TO FIGURE IN THE PEOPLE WHO DIED BEFORE THEY COLLECTED THEIR SOCIAL SECURIT...

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Will Rogers , who died in a 1935 plane crash, was one of the greatest political sages this country has ever known. 1. Never slap a man who's chewing tobacco. 2. Never kick a cow chip on a hot day. 3. There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works. 4. Never miss a good chance to shut u...

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From one of my gun carrying friends, Gun Wisdom......... Some words to the wise. Shooting Advice from various Conceal Carry Instructors. If you own a gun, you will appreciate this. If not, you should get one and learn how to use it: • Guns have only two enemies – rust and politicians. • It’s always ...

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Perhaps a little off topic would be some of the pain management clinics and doctors who whip out big scripts for feel good drugs. Some of these "pain" doctors are probably raking in the cash. I wonder how many people get hooked on drugs because of these places? A lady was telling me that her son rec...

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Speaking of oil, the price of gas went up 40 cents yesterday in Northern Kentucky. Thank you oil companies for for the early Christmas present. X( X( I hope I live to see technology that sticks it to big oil. And not the tree hugger version of conservation regarding oil fields. Look where that has g...

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I removed Norton and went with Trend Micro Maximum Security, hope that bug is not contagious. $:-\$

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Really would like to move on this boat before the slip fees are due in April. If not, I guess we will be boating another year.

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Since we are talking about selling boats. If this one goes a 2002 Sea Ray 220 BR will soon follow.

http://www.eliteboatsales.net/simple_listing.php?id=309

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It is not just you Jaybird. It has a lot to do with your network and how your IP addresses are handled etc. On my home and work networks I stay logged in with no issues. On our guest network at work I sometimes have to relogin. Sometimes is it also how your browser is setup. See this link for more ...

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It is not just you Jaybird. It has a lot to do with your network and how your IP addresses are handled etc. On my home and work networks I stay logged in with no issues. On our guest network at work I sometimes have to relogin. Sometimes is it also how your browser is setup. See this link for more ...

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I seem to have reset something along the way on my computers because when I bring up this website I have to login everytime. I am not reall sure what I have done or am doing. Any thoughts as I am a little technologically impaired.

By the way it happens on the other Lake site as well.

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The problems we face today exist because the people who work for a living are outnumbered by those who vote for a living.

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SPEEDING IN OREGON GOOD: A Bend, Oregon policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but wasn't getting many. Then he discovered the problem--a 12-year-old boy was standing up the road with a hand painted sign, which read 'RADAR TRAP AHEAD.' The officer also found the boy had an accomplice wh...

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Your Yearly Dementia Test-- only 4 questions It's that time of year for us to take our annual senior citizen test. Exercise of the brain is as important as exercise of the muscles. As we grow older, it's important to keep mentally alert. If you don't use it, you lose it! Below is a very private way ...

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By Chris Cox Executive Director, National Rifle Association's Institute for Legislative Action Bio | Archive Get Chris Cox Feed Nearly three years into President Obama’s first term in office, Michelle Obama finally said something with which I can agree. At a recent fundraiser for President Obama’s r...

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The program had 280,000 Ohioans enrolled in 2008, but that has grown to almost 600,000 this year. The 2010 cost in Ohio was $58.9 million.
And anyone with a cell phone or land line helps pay for it with fees added to your bill.

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DAYTON, Ohio - A newspaper investigation has found that tens of thousands of Ohioans are abusing a federal program that gives free cell phones to low-income households. The Dayton Daily News reports that cell phone companies are promoting it heavily and it is so commonly abused that 26,500 Ohioans i...

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FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO LIKE NEWT GINGRICH; HERE IS ONE FINE QUOTE!!!! Among the best quotes of all time...... "As an American I am not so shocked that Obama was given The Nobel Peace Prize without any accomplishments to his Name, because America gave him the White House based on The same credentials."...

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I love Christmas lights. They remind me of the people who voted for Obama.
They all hang together; half of them don't work, and the ones that do, aren't that bright.

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Ineptocracy (in-ep-toc’-ra-cy) - a system of government where the least capable to lead are elected by the least capable of producing, and where the members of society least likely to sustain themselves or succeed, are rewarded with goods and services paid for by the confiscated wealth of a diminish...

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That looks like the SS office I took my wife to last year. The fellow at the window said the majority of the people serviced are not of SS age. There were at least 3 families not speaking English. One of these families helped the other who couldn't read the kiosk. :( X( Like you said no wonder SS is...

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Fable of the Porcupine It was the coldest winter ever. Many animals died because of the cold. The porcupines, realizing the situation, decided to group together to keep warm. This way they covered and Protected themselves; but the quills of each one wounded their closest companions. After awhile, th...

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Y'all must be on the same email list as I am. I received this information this morning. I don't know why.

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“No English dictionary has been able to explain the difference between the two words 'complete' and 'finished' in a way that's so easy to understand, as is given below: Some people say there is no difference between COMPLETE & FINISHED, but there is: When you marry the right one, you are COMPLETE......

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Sometime this year, we taxpayers may again receive another 'Economic Stimulus' payment. Or not. :^o This is indeed a very exciting program, and I'll explain it by using a Q & A format: Q. What is an 'Economic Stimulus' payment ? A. It is money that the federal government will send to taxpayers. Q.. ...

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This info is not about me.

I just got it in an email and passed it on.

With this economy we are rapidly getting back to the beginning.

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After being married for 40 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said, "Forty years ago we had a cheap house, a junk car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 22-year-old girl. Now ... I have a $300,000.00 home, $275,00...

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You think you have lived to be 80 and know who you are, then along comes someone and blows it all to hell! An old Marine Pilot sat down at the Starbucks, still wearing his old USMC flight suit and leather jacket and ordered a cup of coffee. As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next t...

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Some questions to keep the "gray cells" active !!!! 1. Johnny's mother had three children. The first child was named April. The second child was named May. What was the third child's name? 2. There is a clerk at the butcher shop, he is five feet ten inches tall and he wears size 13 sneakers. What do...

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Don't know how you would verify numbers???

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I guess great minds follow the same thread of thought, or at least the email they receive does!

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AN ATHEIST IN THE WOODS An atheist was walking through the woods. 'What majestic trees!' 'What powerful rivers!' 'What beautiful animals!' He said to himself. As he was walking alongside the river, he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him. He turned to look. He saw a 7-foot grizzly bear charge t...

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Did you notice who Obama threatened when he wasn't getting his way on raising the debt ceiling? He threatened to not pay: Social Security Retirees, Military Retirees, Social Security disability and Federal Retirees. • He did not threaten to stop payments to illegal aliens • He did not threatened to ...

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Woman who had been married three times walked into a bridal shop one day and told the sales clerk that she was looking for a wedding gown for her fourth wedding. "Of course, madam," replied the sales clerk, "exactly what type and color dress are you looking for?" The bride to be said: "A long frilly...

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A husband had just finished reading a new book entitled, You Can Be The Man Of Your House. Finding new courage that he never knew he had, he stormed into the kitchen and announced to his wife, "From now on, you need to know that I am the man of this house and my word is the 'Law.' You will prepare m...

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You don't even need to be a Grandparent to enjoy this, BJ For the grandparents-to-be and those who already are GRANDPARENTS' ANSWERING MACHINE Good morning... At present we are not at home but, please Leave your message after you hear the beep. beeeeeppp... If you are one of our children, dial 1 and...

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Recently, in a large city in Australia , a poster featuring a young, thin and tan woman appeared in the window of a gym. It said, "This summer, do you want to be a mermaid or a whale?" A middle-aged woman, whose physical characteristics did not match those of the woman on the poster, responded publi...

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Will Rogers, who died in a 1935 plane crash, was one of the wisest men this country has ever known. Some of his sayings: 1. Never slap a man who's chewing tobacco. 2. Never kick a cow chip on a hot day. 3. There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works. 4. Never miss a good chance to ...

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PARAPROSDOKIANS: I had to look up "paraprosdokian". Here is the definition: "Figure of speech in which the latter part of a sentence or phrase is surprising or unexpected; frequently used in a humorous situation." "Where there's a will, I want to be in it," is a type of paraprosdokian. Ok, so now en...

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They say time heals. Could be a very long time. I have heard of people not having anything to do with each other for years and then something happens and everything is right again. I would try to continue doing the best you can, not doing whatever you feel was the originally the issue. When the time...

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It comes around again. What a retired husband does... After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to WalMart. Unfortunately, like most men, I found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunate, my wife is like most women - she loves to browse. Yest...

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I will remember that next month when it is our 40th.

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You mention houseboat, how many days will they be there and what about a boattel at State Dock if one large enough would be available during that time frame?

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Breaking News From Muslim Heaven !!
OSAMA BIN LADIN has just met with the first of his 72 virgins that were promised.

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Lovemaking Tips For Seniors 1. Wear your glasses to make sure your partner is actually in the bed. 2. Set timer for 3 minutes, in case you doze off in the middle. 3. Set the mood with lighting. (Turn them ALL OFF!) 4. Make sure you put 911 on your speed dial before you begin. 5. Write partner's name...

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One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut. After the cut, he asked about his bill, and the barber replied, 'I cannot accept money from you , I'm doing community service this week.' The florist was pleased and left the shop. When the barber went to open his shop the next morning, there was a '...

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Proofreading is a dying art, wouldn't you say? Man Kills Self Before Shooting Wife and Daughter This one was caught in the SGV Tribune the other day and called the Editorial Room and asked who wrote this. It took two or three readings before the editor realized that what he was reading was impossibl...

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That's what happens when you have numb-nuts administrators who are skeered of their own shadow! And they'll then blame it on the teachers' "unions" instead of doing their job and standing for a teacher when necessary or documenting poor teaching so that one can be fired (yes...even one with tenure ...

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[quote="Sunset Lady"]"If you were shrunk to the size of a pencil and put in a blender how would you get out"? This was in Readers Digest as one of the 25 toughest interview questions of 2010, asked by an analyst at Goldman Sachs. How would you have answered? My answer would have been, hands on one s...

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Thanks, Chillin, Yes we have considered the Villages. If I were an avid golfer, they would be on the short list. However, I would prefer to have quick access to boating. We have thought about New Smyrna Beach, across the street from the beach area. But of course it is not as warm as farther south.

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I'll tell you a little story about some of these condo complexs. In Hilton Head one year, Security was called on a small group (4)of us sixtysomethings for playing a radio, drinking beer (not me) O:-) , standing around watching the grandchildren, shooting the bull at the pool. We had to leave the ar...

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UMMMM! 55+ community, never really thought much about that. We do fall well into that category by several years. :)) Different 55+ communities have different rules I am sure, but do they permit say a very young granddaughter live there as well. Unfortunately that has been a continuing issue with win...

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I am going to throw another question out there for members who may be familiar with the Cape Coral/ Ft. Myers area. What is the area really like to live in as for as crime, neighboroods that are better or nicer than others etc. I have found that property is somewhat more reasonable there than other ...

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It is actually the Windfall Elimination Provision. Before 1983 it was possible to get a pension from a job that did not pay into system and have SS benefits calculated as if they were long term ,low wage workers. So now SS uses what is called the Government Pension Offset to rip off people such as m...

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Just a little more info about the visit. Not only will she not get anthing from SS based on her contributions because 2/3s of her teacher pension exceeds the amont she would get from SS, she will get very little if any from my SS check if I kick the bucket. 2/3s of her pension would be deducted from...

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E_HILLMAN wrote:Did you ask how many of them actually paid in to the system?

Trying not to be judgemental, but from appearances, I get a gut feeling that most have not paid into the system nor will anytime soon. IMO

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Posted this on the other forum, but did not seem to rattle too many cages. The wife wanted to stop in the SS office this morning to ask a question about her possible Social Security. The place was packed. Mostly with maybe twentysomething people, pregnant , or towing young children, with perhaps mat...

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Quickie in the Bushes. There are two statues in a park; One of a nude man and one of a nude woman. They had been facing each other across a path way for a hundred years, when one day an angel comes down from the sky and, with a single gesture, brings the two to life. The angel tells them, 'As a rewa...

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What kind of makes me worry about all the high tech stuff being sent to China is what my older brothers said about all the resources provided to Japan that we received back at Pearl Harbor.

Japan was not a country that had the resouces needed to wage war. So where did they come from?

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Subject: My Resume: 1. My first job was working in an Orange Juice factory, but I got canned. Couldn’t concentrate! 2. Then I worked in the woods as a Lumberjack, but just couldn’t hack it, so they gave me the axe. 3. After that, I tried being a Tailor, but wasn’t suited for it -- mainly because it ...

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By Arnold Ahlert Wednesday, November 24, 2010 "Winston, come into the dining room, it's time to eat," Julia yelled to her husband. "In a minute, honey, it's a tie score," he answered. Actually Winston wasn't very interested in the traditional holiday football game between Detroit and Washington . Ev...

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