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"Late again!" the third-grade teacher sternly said to little Ranger. "It ain't my fault this time, Miss Russell. You can blame this 'un on my Daddy. The reason I'm three hours late is my Daddy sleeps naked!" Now, Miss Russell had taught grammar school for thirty-some-odd years. Despite her mounting ...

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Paddy had been drinking at his local Dublin pub all day and most of the night. Mick, the bartender, says "You'll not be drinking any more Paddy." Paddy replies "OK Mick, I'll be on my way then." Paddy spins around on his stool and steps off. He falls flat on his face. "What the...." he says and pull...

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They have drugs for this problem!

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A female CNN journalist heard about a very old Jewish man who had been going to the Western Wall to pray, twice a day, every day, for a long, long time. So she went to check it out. She went to the Western Wall and there he was, walking slowly up to the holy site. She watched him pray and after abou...

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Money can buy anything, and he has some big pockets behind him. He and his group are a bunch of crooked ba$tards.

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Did you notice who Obama Threatened? It's incredible that 42% of Americans think that this unqualified, incompetent, dishonorable, ego-driven fraud is doing a good job. Take a moment. Admit it to yourself. You know who his supporters are. They are the people that YOU support. From now thru November ...

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She does get more like me everyday. She can't help it! I know you are all Jealous. I have had many years to get to this status. But you all just keep on trying.

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I have been diving for many years in many differant parts of the world. I have done night dives and 1 cave dive. I have seen many beautiful animals. But this place has everything and it is fantastic. I have seen nothing to compare to it.

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A social worker from a big City in Massachusetts recently Transferred to the Mountains of Tennessee and was on first tour of Her new territory when she came upon the tiniest cabin she had ever Seen in her life. Intrigued, she went up and knocked on the door. "Anybody home?" she asked. "Yep," came a ...

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I see no humor in this!

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An elderly Scottish Jew applies to join a golf club… An elderly Scottish Jew decides to slow down and take up golf. So he applies for membership at the local club. After a week he receives a message that his application has been rejected. So he goes down to the club to enquire why. Secretary: You ar...

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Yes, he told us in advance what he planned to do. Few were listening. The following is a narrative taken from a 2008 Sunday morning televised "Meet The Press." From Sunday's 07 Sept. 2008, 11:48:04 EST, Televised "Meet the Press" THE THEN Senator Obama was asked about his stance on the American Flag...

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Nervous, that is his goal in life. Pick on ole Spare. I just laugh and go on. I don't even give him a FU anymore!

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To All women! Including Barb. On her your opinion don't count!!!!!!!!!

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NO JOKE This is unbelievable !! Just when you think you've heard it all, our illustrious Congress quietly comes up with a new zinger to put their hands in your pockets, and pick them while you aren't watching. Isn't this just wonderful ? I was standing in line at the checkout counter at Wal Mart and...

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These are good JFK'S Secretary of State, Dean Rusk, was in France in the early 60's when DeGaulle decided to pull out of NATO. DeGaulle said he wanted all US military out of France as soon as possible. Rusk responded, "Does that include those who are buried here?" DeGaulle did not respond. You could...

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Yes sir, that is a correct statement! What really needs to be done is for all the women who are against it, to spend a little time to the poor girls that were beaten and raped. Then maybe they will have a change of heart. An attack can happen at any time and any place, be prepared! DON'T BE A VICTOM...

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DEMOCRAT REPUBLICAN Arsenal of Weapons Gun Collection Delicate Wetlands Swamp Undocumented Worker Illegal Alien Cruelty-Free Materials Synthetic Fiber Assault and Battery Attitude Adjustment Heavily Armed Well-protected Narrow-minded Righteous Taxes or Your Fair Share Coerced Theft Commonsense Gun C...

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I am really concerned about North Korea's appointment of the "dear leader", Kim Jung Ill's youngest son to be the new leader of North Korea-- a nuclear power! After all, Kim Jung Un had NO military experience whatsoever before daddy made him a four-star general in the military. This is a twerp who h...

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Couple in their nineties are both having problems remembering things. During a check up, the doctor tells them that they're physically okay, but they might want to start writing things down to help them remember.. Later that night, while watching TV, the old man gets up from his chair. 'Want anythin...

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I did not know this... > > When you drink vodka over ice, it can give you kidney failure. > When you drink rum over ice, it can give you liver failure. > > When you drink whiskey over ice, it can give you heart > problems. > When you drink gin over ice, it can give you brain problems. > > Apparently...

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After being married for thirty years....a wife asked her husband to describe her. He looked at her slowly...then said, "You're A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K." She asks..... "What does that mean?" He said, "Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Foxy, Gorgeous, Hot." She smiled happily and...

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I think all women should know how to use a gun, any kind of gun. I would hate to know that someone hurt my wife or daughter because neither knew how to use any of the guns in our house. These kind of things can happen any where and any time. I would die protecting my family. If they get to me it wil...

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I cant remember how to spell the name , but isn't Soros behind the company that is going to receive the bid?

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US Air Force contract awarded to South American country Just when you think you've heard it all...... This tends to get up ones nose! "Any president whose actions so consistently refute his own words must have deep contempt for the intelligence of the American public." The obama administration told ...

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Figures, I will be collecting starting in April.

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FU both!

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The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert. After they got their tent set up, both men fell sound asleep. Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says, "Kemo Sabe, look towards sky. What you see?" The Lone Ranger replies, "I see millions of stars." "What that tell you?" asked Ton...

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Staggering to think a production, highway legal car can do this----- with four wheels on the ground!! Take THIS Ride.....fastest car on earth. This is a rush! 2 gallons per minute and 38 miles to a $28,000 set of tires. $1,700,000! Already sold out! Sit back and watch this....Make sure you use full ...

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It's hard to believe that CBS actually said something that wasn't flattering to this so-called President! Air Force One: This is from Mark Knoller of CBS. The pilots and crew of Air Force One are flying more hours than a rookie on a beer run. They are tired of it too, and are adding more crew to Air...

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Really don't give a chit, and don't want to take the time!!!!!!

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I just can't imagine him getting reelected, the US is doomed!

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Audit of the Federal Reserve Reveals $16 Trillion in Secret Bailouts unelected.org The first ever GAO(Government Accountability Office) audit of the Federal Reserve was carried out in the past few months due to the Ron Paul, Alan Grayson Amendment to the Dodd-Frank bill, which passed last year. Jim ...

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Read this before, but it needs to be posted every so often to keep everyone on their toes.

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Heu Wally, great to hear from ya! Do not be a stranger!

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Lock I have 2 which I bought and had to register, I am getting ready to have the whole family take a course given to us by a friend that happens to be the Sherriff. No records. Because I have 2 registered does not mean that I won't have others that they will never find. When it comes to guns, I pref...

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Many laughed at me when I said that he would make a good president. Well look at what you have today and tell me differant.

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How many members carry? How many carry legally?
Spare= Legal

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I totally agree.

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Congratulations to the Nervous family!!!!!!

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My fingers are faster than my brain!

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re3too wrote:Who is Sne?

What is a sne?

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Sne was on facebook! Midnight everynight

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I am so over this crap! Obama is giving the US away, and we are paying for it to happen.

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Another reason why I carry. The police would not have had a problem finding them.

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Do you know that the CEO of Shriners, the Imperial Potentate, makes $0.00 per year. How about that for a salary? We have 22 hospitals helping kids in Canada , the USA and in Mexico . His salary is matched by our Provincial Potentates income which is also $0.00 per year. So the next time you see a Sh...

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Just a bunch of crooked ba$tards. We will never know the true story. To bad, he comes in ruins our country as an illegal, then tries to get a second term to finish the job. This is a bad man!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Eight Words with two Meanings 1. THINGY (thing-ee) n. Female...... Any part under a car's hood. Male..... The strap fastener on a woman's bra. 2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj. Female.... Fully opening up one's self emotionally to an other. Male..... Playing football without a cup. 3. COMMUNICATION...

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WHERE ARE THE GIRLFRIENDS of OBAMA? I hadn't thought about this - but where are O's past girlfriends - surely he had at least one? No past girl friends popping up anywhere? Strange - strange to the point of being downright weird! OK, this is just plain old common sense, no political agendas for eith...

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A little girl came running into the house crying her eyes out and > Cradling her hand. > "Mommy, quick! Get me a glass of cider!" she wailed. > "Why do you want a glass of cider?" asked mom. > "I cut my hand on a thorn, and I want the pain to go away" > Confused, but weary of the child's whining, th...

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What are all the fishermen fishing for that they are so close to each other?????

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Well at least we saved the money we would have spent buying them breakfast! We need not spend anything on them.

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Last week, I took my grand-children to a restaurant. My six-year-old grand-son asked if he could say grace. As we bowed our heads he said, "God is good, God is great. Thank you for the food, and I would even thank you more if Grandpa gets us ice cream for dessert. And liberty and justice for all! Am...

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Kate is so bad, the words that she had
They sounded very dirty
But when you look
she is so purty
you forget the bad that she had!

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LMAO! alphabet war!!!!!!!! Neither of them know what the other is trying to say!!!!

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Katie & I quit 15 months ago, as far as I know she has not smoked. I found that when I made up my mind to quit I got Chantix and from that day on smoke free. Kate had a bit more of a problem, But I think all is good with her now. She is a trooper. I still crave one but not often. I tried a puff a fe...

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She deserves the credit, all I did was forward it to you. LOL!

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Well you need to stroke him a few time and he turns into a great dane!!!!!!!

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We would, she was just messin with ya. LC is so good to everybody when it comes to that. We have a great time when we go to visit her & John.

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Me running the trolling motor and Dick telling me where the fish are.

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Anything more than a handfull is a waste, I think that is what she says.

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I have Kate take care of my equipment.

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Send in a drone with no conscience, then let it fire at will.

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Do you really think those folks give a rats a$$ about the country or the people in it. The politicions have one igenda. Take care of themselves first and to hell with the rest of the country. They rake in all that money, and the very folks that would give their lives for them and our country get ver...

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DUH! it's a SNOW plow, it's made to be outside. We have it under roof anyway, I think she might be talkin bout this summer.

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Couple in their nineties are both having problems remembering things. During a checkup, the doctor tells them that they're physically okay, but they might want to start writing things down to help them remember .. Later that night, while watching TV, the old man gets up from his chair. 'Want anythin...

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GREAT TRUTHS THAT LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED: 1) No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats.. 2) When your Mom is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair. 3) If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the second person. 4) Never ask your 3-year old brother to hol...

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Last May, Boudreaux married an attractive woman, Lola, half his age. After several months, Lola complained that she had never climaxed During sex; and according to her Grand Momma, all Cajun women are entitled to a climax once in a while. So, to resolve the problem, They went to see the large-animal...

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I am happy she had a great time. But she has goodies coming up. 1 week cruise in Feb, & 2 weeks in Hawaii in May. Then its boating season. We do plan to make it down a few times this year.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wIWuEAFlg1Y

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A Catholic nun was sitting on a train opposite a Muslim man wearing a turban, who was eating fresh shrimp. Every time he ate one, he spat the tail in her direction, requiring her to deflect it. Eventually, she had enough, and pulled the Emergency Cord. The Muslim looked at her and said, "You'll get ...

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I suggest that you buy your handguns at the weekend fairground sales. I bought 2 this year at Gander Mountain and they both had to be registered. No more, I will not register another one, Don't need to, the bad guys don't.

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