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Twas the night before elections And all through the town Tempers were flaring Emotions all up and down !!!!!! * * I, in my bathrobe With a cat in my lap Had cut off the TV Tired of the political crap. * * When all of a sudden There arose such a noise I peered out of my window Saw Obama and his boys ...

John was in the fertilized egg business. He had several hundred young layers (hens), called 'pullets,' and ten roosters to fertilize the eggs. He kept records, and any rooster not performing went into the soup pot and was replaced. This took a lot of time, so he bought some tiny bells and attached t...