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by WaterWings
Tue Jun 23, 2009 12:56 pm
Forum: Jokes and other hooey fooey
Topic: Bears in Billings
Replies: 2
Views: 388

Bears in Billings

This is an old one and your gonna hate me for this but: A bear walks into a bar in Billings , Montana and sits down. He bangs on the bar with his paw and demands a beer. The bartender approaches and says, 'We don't serve beer to bears in bars in Billings ' The bear, becoming angry, demands again tha...
by WaterWings
Mon Jun 15, 2009 10:31 am
Forum: Jokes and other hooey fooey
Topic: Lawn mower and electric fences.
Replies: 2
Views: 375

Lawn mower and electric fences.

This is a little long but I laughed my arse off! Enjoy. We have the standard 6 ft. fence in the backyard, and a few months ago, I heard about burglaries increasing dramatically in the entire city. To make sure this never happened to me, I got an electric fence and ran a single wire along the top of ...
by WaterWings
Wed May 20, 2009 5:03 pm
Forum: General Talk
Topic: Something has been eating at me a bit...
Replies: 14
Views: 1770

Re: Something has been eating at me a bit...

Apparently, the post on another site (along with my comment) that brought it all up again has been wiped (censured). Sorry E., I just read this myself. I originally tried to answer the poor guy who kept posting your name and couldn't figure out what was going on with something else coming up. :-o I...
by WaterWings
Wed May 20, 2009 4:45 pm
Forum: General Talk
Topic: Got this frm a coworker this AM...Six Boys & Thirteen Hands
Replies: 5
Views: 735

Re: Got this frm a coworker this AM...Six Boys & Thirteen Hands

Thanks for sharing that E.
With Memorial Day just around the corner its good to remember these guys and all the others.

PS If you have never read the book "Flags of Our Fathers" I highly recommend it.
by WaterWings
Fri Apr 10, 2009 1:34 pm
Forum: Jokes and other hooey fooey
Topic: Hypnotist at the Senior Center
Replies: 3
Views: 488

Hypnotist at the Senior Center

It was entertainment night at the Lufkin , Texas Senior Center and over 300 seniors came to see the show. Claude the hypnotist exclaimed: 'I'm here to put you into a trance; I intend to hypnotize each and every Member of the audience.' The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew a beautifu...
by WaterWings
Thu Apr 09, 2009 3:58 pm
Forum: Jokes and other hooey fooey
Topic: Bank Fluctuations
Replies: 2
Views: 431

Bank Fluctuations

I was at my bank today; there was a short line. Just one lady in front of me.............An Asian lady who was trying to exchange yen for dollars. It was obvious she was a little irritated She asked the teller, 'Why it change? Yesterday,I get two hunat dolla fo yen. Today I only get hunat eighty? 'W...
by WaterWings
Tue Mar 17, 2009 2:37 pm
Forum: Dare we speak politics?
Topic: Good for him
Replies: 22
Views: 2706

Re: Good for him

I agree 100% these guys don't deserve a bonus. These companies lost money! WHAT THE HELL ARE THEY GETTING A BONUS FOR? Some say its part of a contractual agreement made when these guys signed on with the firm. Then just make sure the Bailout money does not go to pay bonuses. Its simple! BUT this who...
by WaterWings
Thu Mar 05, 2009 4:16 pm
Forum: General Forum of Lake Cumberland
Topic: Sites
Replies: 5
Views: 4985

Re: Sites

Thanks for the links E.
Problem...I can't get past the home page and a registration page on Fishingcumberland.com
I have registered 3 times (like I need another place to play on line at).
Am I doing something wrong or the site is no longer active?
by WaterWings
Thu Jan 22, 2009 5:51 pm
Forum: Dare we speak politics?
Topic: Layoffs in China !!!
Replies: 13
Views: 1330

Re: Layoffs in China !!!

I personally give a rats a$$ about China. They have made products and sold it to the US for years at far below market price. They also sent us tainted dog food, lead in the paint. They have no checks a measures. If they would make a quality product and charge a fair price we would all be better. Th...
by WaterWings
Wed Jan 21, 2009 2:13 pm
Forum: General Talk
Topic: Fiat takes 35 % of Chrysler
Replies: 7
Views: 886

Re: Fiat takes 35 % of Chrysler

Uhhhhh am I missing something here???? From the article "There is no cash infusion being provided by Fiat into Chrysler as a part of this deal." Chrysler is also wanting 3 Billion more bailout dollars ASAP. Fiat will own 35% of Chrysler. Isn't this a whole lot like loaning a foreign company (Italy) ...
by WaterWings
Mon Jan 12, 2009 5:47 pm
Forum: General Talk
Topic: A very humbleing responce
Replies: 8
Views: 987

Re: A very humbleing responce

Some people speak before they think.
Some people think before they speak.

Some people don't have to say anything......their actions speak louder than words.

Thanks for posting this Spare.
by WaterWings
Wed Dec 17, 2008 2:09 pm
Forum: General Forum of Lake Cumberland
Topic: Fresh Water Sharks In Cumberland?
Replies: 5
Views: 20191

Re: Fresh Water Sharks In Cumberland?

Denmark .....why don't you post this question on LC.com? Lot of "EXPERTS" over there.

Uhhhh you haven't joined the long list of celebrities that have been banished have you?
Its becoming like a badge of honor to be booted out. :p
by WaterWings
Tue Dec 09, 2008 4:07 pm
Forum: Dare we speak politics?
Topic: Ill Governor Arrested By Fed's. ???
Replies: 26
Views: 3212

Re: Ill Governor Arrested By Fed's. ???

Same governor was on the news just the other evening jumping on the band wagon with Jessee Jackson and our President Elect to give Citigroup bank a hard time over not loaning a bankrupt company more money so they could pay their former employees. The former employees did not get paid severance or fi...
by WaterWings
Fri Dec 05, 2008 10:13 am
Forum: Pictures Pictures Pictures
Topic: Rockhouse
Replies: 24
Views: 10672

Re: Rockhouse

Nice pictures guys! Where exactly is this place? Heard of several places called "Rockhouse" in Eastern KY but never saw one as spectacular as this. Lake Cumberland area somewhere? Of course, there's several natural rock bridges like this around Natural Bridge State Park but if you hike a lot through...
by WaterWings
Tue Dec 02, 2008 11:13 am
Forum: General Talk
Topic: Pirates fire on US cruise ship in hijack attempt
Replies: 5
Views: 673

Re: Pirates fire on US cruise ship in hijack attempt

I personally would have ran over their sorry thievin arses, but that's just me. It would seem that it has reached a point were physical action is warranted in my humble opinion. 50 Caliber bullets will make huge holes in little wooden boats. Note in history: The US Marine Corp anthem mentions the sh...
by WaterWings
Thu Nov 20, 2008 4:58 pm
Forum: Grider Hill
Topic: New Owners to be Announced SOON !!!
Replies: 28
Views: 10584

Re: New Owners to be Announced SOON !!!

Well Bill J. said on that other forum (you know the one) that he is not buying it and he doesn't think Tony Sloan is either.
Hmmmmm, come on Dolphin let us in on the secret.
We won't tell nobody. O:-)
by WaterWings
Thu Nov 20, 2008 12:52 pm
Forum: Grider Hill
Topic: New Owners to be Announced SOON !!!
Replies: 28
Views: 10584

Re: New Owners to be Announced SOON !!!

From the way it looks it will take about 10 to 15 Million worth of Infrastructure work to get the Marina and Lodge facilities into 1st. class condition so the facility can survive and provide services for the next 30 to 50 years. Dolphin....does your statement mean the deal is not going to happen? ...
by WaterWings
Wed Nov 19, 2008 2:59 pm
Forum: General Talk
Topic: What to do with that old boat, GO RACING!!!!!!!!!!
Replies: 1
Views: 355

Re: What to do with that old boat, GO RACING!!!!!!!!!!

Reminded me of the main Conley Bottom boat ramp during a Bass Fishin Tournament.
:)) :))

That looks like fun in a sick sorta way.
by WaterWings
Tue Nov 18, 2008 5:51 pm
Forum: Random Pics of whatever
Topic: A hard day at the lake...
Replies: 5
Views: 3506

Re: A hard day at the lake...

=)) =)) =)) =)) =)) =))

That's the funniest thing I've seen in a long time. Thanks for sharing.
by WaterWings
Mon Nov 10, 2008 5:03 pm
Forum: Omega Marina
Topic: ??????
Replies: 7
Views: 3273

Re: ??????

Hello Waterwings, good to see you posting on this site :ymhug: Omega, now that should draw them In :) Why hello to you too, Dolphin. :ymhug: Have been at State Dock several times this summer and I always say to myself....."I should stop and say hello to the Dolphin, but naw he is always partying or...
by WaterWings
Thu Nov 06, 2008 11:30 am
Forum: General Talk
Topic: Off to Canada
Replies: 9
Views: 793

Re: Off to Canada

Ditto what crwky said.
We will miss ya.
From the little I know about it.... your uncle is indeed a lucky man KYcanuck.
by WaterWings
Wed Nov 05, 2008 10:23 am
Forum: Dare we speak politics?
Topic: Election Eve - Final thoughts
Replies: 60
Views: 10503

Re: Election Eve - Final thoughts

I think that the first 4 years (except for us gun owners) will be ok So for now I am going to get behind him and hope for the best. That is about all we can do... :ymhug: Well for your first statement and gun control the only thing that comes to my mind is ...."When They Pry It From My Cold Dead Ha...
by WaterWings
Tue Nov 04, 2008 3:25 pm
Forum: Random Pics of whatever
Topic: Random or not??? LOL
Replies: 66
Views: 38241

Re: Random or not??? LOL

Guess who this is and you win a prize. You get to kiss the guy under the towel.
Hint........his picture is already posted on here.
by WaterWings
Fri Oct 31, 2008 12:38 pm
Forum: Jokes and other hooey fooey
Topic: "Twas the Night Before Elections"
Replies: 8
Views: 932

Re: "Twas the Night Before Elections"

Hey KYCanuk......thanks for being here. Ya know its funny ya never hear of folks trying to get into Mexico, Cuba or Venezula, etc etc. I'm posting this little expose on a great American tradition in your honor. Hopefully one day you will get to go to a Chilli cookoff on the Big South Fork. Sorry its...
by WaterWings
Wed Oct 29, 2008 1:16 pm
Forum: Omega Marina
Topic: ??????
Replies: 7
Views: 3273

Re: ??????

For a little better description.... it is way up the "North Fork" or River part of the lake.
If you go to Burnside Marina and hang a left turn its about 6 or 7 (I'm guessing) miles up river.
Its a very small marina by comparison to the others.
Beautiful area if you have never been there.
by WaterWings
Mon Oct 27, 2008 4:53 pm
Forum: General Talk
Topic: WooHOOOO GUYS we are online
Replies: 92
Views: 13975

Re: WooHOOOO GUYS we are online

E_HILLMAN wrote:Welcome Waterwings!!!! 8-)
Thanks for the invite E.
Sounds like a great site.
If I got to get in trouble for playin on the web all day might as well be with you guys. ;) :lol: ;)

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