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Rye Bread Two old Jewish guys, one 84 and one 87, were sitting on their usual park bench one morning. The 87 year old had just finished his morning jog and wasn't even short of breath. The 84 year old was amazed at his friend's stamina and asked him what he did to have so much energy. The 87 year ol...

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mSYy3ZYOfgQ

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It don't bother me, he just likes to do that chit. So I figure if thats all it takes to entertain him, let it be!

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Bar Etiquette I was standing in a bar and this little Chinese guy comes in and stands next to me. After a few minutes, I said to him, "Do you know any of those martial arts things, like Kung-Fu, Karate, or Ju-Jitsu?" He says "No, why the fock you ask me dat? Is eet coz I Chinee"? "No", I said, "It's...

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A woman asks her husband, "Would you like some bacon and eggs? A slice of toast and maybe some grapefruit and coffee?" she asks. He declines. "Thanks for asking, but I'm not hungry right now. It's this Viagra," he says. "It's really taken the edge off my appetite." At lunchtime she asked if he would...

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http://www.coolestone.com/media/292/Rob ... ican_Flag/

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Surgery A sexually active middle aged woman informed her plastic surgeon that she wanted her vaginal lips reduced in size because, over the years they have become loose and floppy. Out of embarrassment, she insisted that the surgery be kept secret and, of course, the surgeon agreed. Awakening from t...

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New Haven Mayor John DeStefano, a Democrat, said on Tuesday that illegal immigrants pay taxes indirectly through rent and send their children to local schools -- and therefore should be able to vote. The proposal would also lead to a more engaged community, he said. That is pure BS! Show me where th...

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A married couple had been out shopping at the mall for most of the afternoon when suddenly, the wife realized that her husband had "disappeared". The somewhat irate spouse called her mate’s cell phone and demanded: Where the hell are you? Husband: Darling, you remember that jewelry shop where you sa...

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awesome!!!!!!!!!!!

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http://bunkerville.wordpress.com/2011/1 ... anels-dhs/

If you are old, you will die!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Just in case you wonder why Obama and friends are so hot to support labor unions, particularly government employee unions supported on the tax payers backs, check out these Union contributions. Leading Union Political Campaign Contributors 1990-2010 Democrats Republicans American Fed. Of State, Coun...

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That has to be the most aweful choice a person could ever make. So sorry,

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I posted this here because of his speech and the award he received.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PU-A7eqa ... re=related

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CONFUSED LITTLE CLARENCE Little Clarence came home from his Flin Flon school one day slightly confused. His Mother was Jewish and his father was a Black. So Clarence asks,"Mommy, am I more Jewish or more Black?" "What does it really matter? If you want to know for sure you'll just have to ask your f...

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I thought this thread was about Obama!

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breed

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President Obama walks into the Bank of America and says to a cashier, "Good morning Ma'am, could you please cash this check for me"? Cashier: "It would be my pleasure sir. Could you please show me your ID"? Obama: "Truthfully, I did not bring my ID with me as I didn't think there was any need to. I ...

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http://mrctv.org/videos/occuparody-eras ... -loan-debt

These folks are totally insane. They should not be allowed to bread!!!!!!

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If There Aren't Any Dogs In Heaven I'm Not Going!!! Now, this is for my dog friends and my friends who need to smile! An older, tired-looking dog wandered into my yard. I could tell from his collar and well-fed belly that he had a home and was well taken care of. He calmly came over to me, I gave hi...

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She was hitting the keys way to hard! LOL!

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I promise is is not mine!

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I forgot to say this came from another forum member

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Jack A. Furnari, Knoxville The current Occupy Wall Street movement is the best illustration to date of what President Barack Obama's America looks like. It is an America where the lawless, unaccomplished, ignorant and incompetent rule. It is an America where those who have sacrificed nothing pillage...

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LAUS DEO, Do you know what it means? LAUS DEO One detail that is never mentioned is that in Washington , D.C. There can never be a building of greater height than the Washington Monument. With all the uproar about removing the ten commandments, etc., this is worth a moment or two of your time. I was...

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A lot of folks can't understand how we came to have an oil shortage here in our country. ~~~ Well, there's a very simple answer. ~~~ Nobody bothered to check the oil. ~~~ We just didn't know we were getting low. ~~~ The reason for that is purely geographical. ~~~ Our OIL is located in: ~~~ ALASKA ~~...

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The inventor of the Harley-Davidson motorcycle, Arthur Davidson, died and went to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur. 'Since you've been such a good man and your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is, you can hang out with anyone you want to in heaven.' Arthur thought about it ...

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Lock5 wrote:Spare have you been drinking already today? I don't see anything messed up about the forum today........

The day is not over yet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Am I on the wrong site, is there 2 post missing?????

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I got my carry permit this year and I carry every place I go. I also bought Kate and Beth a Baretta. Kate thinks I am a wacko, but as I told her if someone is attacking our daughter or Kate, his attack won't last long. As the saying goes, "I would rather be judged by 12 than carried by 6. I hope we ...

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Well said Lock. This is a great play ground. Go to the other site, you won't be botherd with religion, politics or having fun!

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What religion is Santa?

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BEER-BY SEVEN-YEAR-OLDS A handful of 7-year-old children were asked, 'What they thought of beer.' Here are some of their responses: 'I think beer must be good. My dad says the more beer he drinks the prettier my mom gets.' --Tim, 7 years old 'Beer makes my dad sleepy and we get to watch what we want...

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We have all forgotten that they work for us. They over the years have under the table made rule changes that give them the power to vote thier wages, their insurance, their retirement and any other item they can think of. The tea party started a great thing, but has gotten side tracked. The people n...

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Another thread got locked down today. Talking about oil prices. Guess who locked it?

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B never mind

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were talking about

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I thought you

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Snow White & One Dwarf The seven dwarfs always left to go to work in the mine early each morning. As always, Snow White stayed home doing her domestic chores. As lunch time approached, she would prepare their lunch and carry it to the mine. One day as she arrived at the mine with lunch, she saw that...

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I pointed to two old drunks sitting across the bar from us and told my friend
"That's us in 10 years".
He said "That's a mirror, dip-shit!

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A guy walks into a bar in West Virginia and orders a white wine. All the hillbillies sitting around the bar look up from their beer and whiskey, expecting to see some pitiful Yankee from the north. The bartender says, "You ain't from around here, are ya?" The guy says, "No, I'm from Canada ." The ba...

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Think you have lived to be over 65 and know who you are, Then along comes someone and blows it all to hell! An old Pilot sat down at the Starbucks and ordered a cup of coffee. As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him.. She turned to the pilot and asked, 'Are you a real pilot?...

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Oh and don't forget they have body guards for the whole family for the rest of their lives!!!!!

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These a-holes are trying to find a way to cut the budget, DUH! Next time they talk about SS, medicare and Medicade, think of this. Salary of retired US Presidents .............$180,000 FOR LIFE Salary of House/Senate .......................$174,000 FOR LIFE This is stupid Salary of Speaker of the Ho...

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Hey, those are perfect feet and legs! Yeah, I have been posting the same size for a while. I guess someone may be jealous. I don't have time to resize photos... I thought they changed the size limit? I did not know my old Motorola KRZR took such fine pictures! Not jealous, just needs to show the po...

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FYE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I can't remember what I did yesterdaylet alone years ago.

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A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, watching his wife, who was >> looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off >> he asked what she'd like to have for her birthday. >>> >>> 'I'd like to be six again', she replied, still looking in the mirror. >>> >>> On the morning of h...

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http://www.breitbart.tv/homeless-lady-w ... -children/

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This crap has got to stop!!!!!!!!

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Well there is good news, when I visit it only takes a minute to read all the new post. To bad, it wasen't this bad when C-Line was running the show. I thought it was funny that SM is the only MOD that didn't congratulate me at being cancer free. But nice is not in his vocabulary. Oh well many did. I...

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Joey addressed the class: "Well Ms. Jones, me and my five brothers and sisters go to midnight mass and we sing hymns; then we come home very late and we put mince pies by the back door and hang up our stockings. Then all excited, we go to bed and wait for Father Christmas to come with all our toys. ...

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I say it that way. I am not like some others who are edumacated!

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LIER! LIER! LIER!

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Duuuuuuuuude! Happy birfday!

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Bless me father for I have sinned... An elderly Italian man who lived on the outskirts of Rimini , Italy , went to the local church for confession. When the priest slid open the panel in the confessional, The man said: "Father ... During World War II, a beautiful Jewish woman from our neighbourhood ...

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John talked to a guy on the ham radio living in northern Minnesota near the Canadian border... He said that since early this morning the snow is nearly waist high and is still falling... The temperature is dropping and is at about 15 degrees and the north wind is increasing to near gale force... Bar...

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I stopped by the Chevrolet Dealership yesterday, for a look at the new Silverado 2011, 1500 pickup. Just for fun, I took it out for a test drive. I wanted to sense that new "feel" before they become extinct... The salesman (a black man wearing an Obama "change" lapel pin) sat in the passenger seat d...

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LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Thanks all, I really appreciate the notes.

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Yes it is Katie and LC. They really think it's funny that they have 80 temps and we have 30. However they did not tell you that it rained the first 3 days. I still wish them a great trip.

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re3too wrote:Great news, Jefferina! That sex change musta done the trick! Does this great news mean I don't have to be so nice to you anymore?

Bring it on, I am now ready for what ever. I kicked the big C's butt, so you can be next!!!!!!

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After all the tesing that was done last week, bone scan, MRI, CT scan and taking most of my blood. The results show that I am cancer free. Now I can sleep at night!

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A man goes into the hospital for a vasectomy. Before the procedure a really good looking nurse comes in and takes his vitals, then tells him to take all of his clothes off. When he is fully undressed she instructs him to get on the table and lie on his back. The man obeys. The nurse then takes all o...

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SCARRRRRY, And very bad news, be sure to read the obituary at the end very interesting DR. WILLIAMS predicts that Obama can not lose the 2012 election. IN ADDITION TO THE VOTING BLOCKS HE MENTIONS, THERE IS ANOTHER HUGE GROUP: THE NEARLY ONE-HALF OF ALL ADULTS DO NOT PAY ANY TAXES AND, IN FACT, MOST...

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A senior citizens group charters a bus for an over-night gambling casino trip. An elderly woman comes up to the bus driver and says, 'I've just been molested!' The driver felt that she had fallen asleep and had a dream. So he tells her to go back to her seat and sit back down. A short time later, an...

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_4I-8Fsu68g&sns=em

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Translations of Common Euphemisms DEMOCRAT REPUBLICAN Arsenal of Weapons Gun Collection Delicate Wetlands Swamp Undocumented Worker Illegal Alien Cruelty-Free Materials Synthetic Fiber Assault and Battery Attitude Adjustment Heavily Armed Well-protected Narrow-minded Righteous Taxes or Your Fair Sha...

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vsVCHE7ayPE

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One afternoon a lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two men along the road-side eating grass. Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and got out to investigate. He asked one man, "Why are you eating grass?" "We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied. "We have to eat grass....

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Harassed my arss.

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WE'VE FIGURED HIM OUT! By Ben Stein Why was President Barack Obama in such a hurry to get his socialized medicine bill passed? Because he and his cunning circle realize some basic truths: The American people in their unimaginable kindness and trust voted for a pig in a poke in 2008. (Pig in a poke m...

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We need a government that has those balls. Tell them to get the hell out! This is my country!

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