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I couldn't come up with a clunker either. I tried using my daughter's car, which looks like a clunker :D but it wouldn't qualify. I was talking to a dealer who said a lot of the cars he got was the way I was trying to do it. Get a clunker in the family to trade in. The low income people that had the...

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Cash for Clunkers cost $24,000 per car Edmunds.com says only 125,000 vehicle sales were a result of the government's program. Posted by Elizabeth Strott on Thursday, October 29, 2009 10:54 AM The U.S. government is calling its Cash for Clunkers program a big success, with nearly 690,000 vehicles sol...

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Sometimes you don't know something is true or miss it until it is gone.

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This seemed pretty far fetched in 1948.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mVh75ylA ... r_embedded

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Figured out how the prize was awarded. Just a little bit of prophecy resurrected from before the election. :-? Old Butch John was in the fertilized egg business. He had several hundred young layers (hens), called 'pullets,' and ten roosters to fertilize the eggs. He kept records, and any rooster not...

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Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives...

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With all this talk on Health insurance and fast approaching Medicare myself, I was wondering what those who are 65 were doing these days? Parts A and B seem to be a given, but what else needs to go along with them? A Medicare Supplement, Medicare Advantage or throwing ones self on the mercy of the V...

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You know, I thought it looked familiar. The movie came out a few years ago, I believe the name was 'Stealth'. Unless of course I'm imagining things again.

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F/A 37 doing it's sea trials. They are dumping the F-22 Raptor, I wonder what will happen with this one?

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Received this from my Alabama relatives. THE NORTH AND THE SOUTH ONE MORNING 3 ALABAMA GOOD OLD BOYS AND 3 YANKEES WERE IN A TICKET LINE AT THE BIRMINGHAM TRAIN STATION HEADING TO ATLANTA FOR A BIG FOOTBALL GAME. THE 3 NORTHERNERS EACH BOUGHT A TICKET AND WATCHED AS THE 3 SOUTHERNERS BOUGHT JUST ONE...

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I guess it time for people to make home brew.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/32643705/ns ... ey/from/ET

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GREAT IDEA Washington, DC -- July 9th, 2009 Congress today announced that the office of President of the United States of America will be outsourced to India as of September 1, 2009. The move is being made in order to save the President's $500,000 yearly salary, and also a record $750 billion in def...

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Ole and Sven were fishing one day when Sven pulled out a cigar. Finding he had no matches, he asked Ole for a light. "Ya, shure, I haff a lighter," he replied, and then, reaching into his tackle box, he pulled out a Bic lighter 10 inches long. "Yiminy Cricket!" exclaimed Sven, taking the huge Bic li...

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What 401-K??

And I am still afraid to look at the investments.

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Received this email today. I don't know for sure this is a spoof. It sounds like it could actually work. Any entrepreneurs? :)) :)) :ymdevil: :-? LOOKING FOR THAT SPECIAL VACATION? TRY THIS INSTEAD OF DISNEYLAND! Special cruise 2009 offer for adventurous travelers. Here's an exciting Somali cruise p...

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Don't forget the Cincinnati Flying Pig Marathon.

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Well, the reason I ask is because I think gas will be 6. to 8. $ per gallon and rationed by that time ??? Mark my word !! Hope not but with inflation and current policies that is where we are heading !!! I also see most if not ALL Boat building Co's closed in the next 18 to 24 Months !! I ran a Bus...

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MissSwitzerland wrote:When do we, as parents, get to quit worrying about the kids all the time???????

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"You don't"

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I would like to think so. But if we could find the right kind of property at LC, we could possibly downsize to a smaller boat to reduce fees on slips and other expenses. Perhaps that way we could still maintain the main household, something at LC and then maybe spend January - March in Sunny Florida...

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DON'T consider a handheld people use them and like them but I also bet those people are never more than a mile from their dock. Additionally... I have a very nice hand held for the Sea Doo and Runabout, short range to the point of being almost line of sight and half the time I forget to take it wit...

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Importance of Walking 1. Walking 20 minutes can add to your life. This enables you at 85 years old To spend an additional 5 months in a nursing Home at $3000 per month. 2. My grandpa started walking Five miles a day when he was 60.. Now he's 97 years old... And we haven't a clue where the hell he is...

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Drafting Guys over 60 into the armed forces New Direction for any war: Send Service Vets over 60! I am over 60 and the Armed Forces thinks I'm too old to track down terrorists. You can't be older than 42 to join the military. They've got the whole thing ass-backwards. Instead of sending 18-year olds...

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The doctor, after an examination, sighed and said, 'I've got some bad news. You have cancer, and you'd best put your affairs in order.' The woman was shocked, but managed to compose herself and walk into the waiting room where her daughter had been waiting. Well ,daughter, we women celebrate when th...

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Nancy Pelosi is now a Saint ....CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS ? =)) =)) On a Saturday afternoon, in Washington, D. C., House Speaker Nancy Pelosi's aide visited the Cardinal of the Catholic cathedral. He told the Cardinal that Nancy Pelosi would be attending the next day's sermon, and he asked if the Cardina...

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I think I will pass on the seafood at the "choke and puke" at this time. :) Might get some while we are in the Sunshine State. B-) Not a real big fan of seafood anyway. Actually it is more of a value to grill up some filets or have goetta, eggs and biscuits. Never have mastered the art of making gra...

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Looks like they will have to add a couple more phone lines.

I think I have only talked to one support person in India that I could understand.

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At a Medical Conference An Israeli doctor said to a medical conference: "Medicine in my country is so advanced, we can take a kidney out of one person, put it into another and have him looking for work in six weeks!" The German doctor stood up and said: "Well medicine in my county is so advanced, we...

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The Financial Crisis Explained Another interpretation in more liquid terms. .. . The financial crisis explained in simple terms: Heidi is the proprietor of a bar in Berlin. In order to increase sales, she decides to allow her loyal customers - most of whom are unemployed alcoholics - to drink now bu...

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Never piss-off somebody who owns a backhoe.

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Received this email today and could not verify it as being true or false. :-? :-? Now we know why.....AIG Bailout This is an amazing fact which explains alot about or government AIG bailout --- ????? Remember when this economic crisis hit, and Congress let Bear Sterns go under, pushed a bunch of for...

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Received this from the lady next door. Don't know what she was trying to tell me. :-? :-? AN IRISH BLONDE IN A CASINO An attractive blonde from Cork, Ireland arrived at the casino. She seemed a little intoxicated and bet twenty-thousand Euros on a single roll of the dice. She said, 'I hope you don't...

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How do you post a file you received as an email attachment and has a .pps file extension? I think that is a power point file. Any solutions?

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Last I heard, Dolphin was in the Sunshine State, soaking up sun and warm temperatures to bring back to the lake when he returns.

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Dolphin wrote:Well Lock, I still am not motivated to go out and start a new business to employ People !!! Nor to spend any $$$$ as of yet ?

You still got $$$$$ to spend?

Man, you must be really smart or just plum lucky.

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One Big Ass Mistake America

I think the jury is still out.

And what can you really do about it if it was??? $:-\$ $:-\$

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Yesterday: Outgoing President George W. Bush quietly boards his helicopter and leaves for Texas, commenting only: "Today is not about me. Today is a historical day for our nation and people." Not sure of the accuracy, but interesting if all true. Eight years ago yesterday: Outgoing President Bill Cl...

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A little boy wanted $100.00 very badly and prayed for weeks, but nothing happened . Then he decided to write God a letter requesting the $100.00. When The postal authorities received the letter to God , USA , they decided to send it to the President. The president was so amused that he instructed hi...

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- Ok when you girls stop laughing , forward this to all the women you know so they can have a good laugh too.

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CANNON BALLS! It was necessary to keep a good supply of cannon balls near the cannon on old war ships.. But how to prevent them from rolling about the deck was the problem. The best storage method devised was to stack them as a square based pyramid, with one ball on top, resting on four, resting on ...

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Received this email and thought this was a pretty decent analogy of the election. I think this example using elementary school age children is a classic!! Ice Cream & The Election Excellent analogy! From a teacher in the Nashville area. Who worries about "the cow" when it is all about the "Ice Cream...

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Check your Driver's Licence I definitely removed mine. I suggest you all do the same. Now you can see anyone's Driver's License on the Internet, including your own! I just Searched for mine and there it was, my picture and all! Thanks Privacy Act! Go to the web site, and check it out. It's unbelieva...

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Grandmother ? She would have been fine :ymsick: Grandmother??? My Grandmother would be about 150 years old or.......are you taking about the Grandmother I live with??? :)) :)) :)) SNOW..........ICE...........RAIN.........ICE............SNOW..... I HATE THIS CRAP X( X( X( :-w :-w Spring just around ...

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For those of you who went to the Cincinnati Show, what did you think of it?

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Cheese was in a box about 3 inches square and maybe a foot long solid block you cut up. Peanut butter in a big can. The stuff looked like the institutional kind I saw in the Marines or at the school cafeterias.

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Good coffee? You mean that case of adult beverages on your deck to tide you over? Good thing we left we we did, snow got a lttle hairy beteween Georgetown and Corinth on I-75. @-) Schools called off so everybody is home. We are supposed to get more snow tonight, probably be off again tomorrow. :( Ma...

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I sure don't remember welfare being what it is today. If you were out of work (notice I said out of work, not never worked), on unemployment and couldn't make ends meet, you could get what was called government commodities. That would be can ham, spam, cheese, peanut butter, etc that looked like it ...

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All right!!

Where do I sign up for a grant??? Looks like I can get one to pay off the boat.

I want some of this money action and not have to pay it back. Yeah right, fat chance a middle class, soon to be low class person will get any.

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Interesting. Probably won't see this on the evening news.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yTq2NEUlhDE

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Uhhhhhhh! John I don't work anymore and the Mrs. said last night that she really doesn't want to work another year.

I guess we might slip into the 'Lower Class".

Maybe now we can get some big government hand outs. Strange, grew up with nothing, now it might come full circle.

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They keep talking about the 'Middle Class'. They keep screwing the 'Middle Class', there won't be any more 'Middle Class'. Just them that have it and those that don't, X( nothing in between. Just what exactly is 'Middle Class' and after this economic down turn, how close are you being considered 'Lo...

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The American way? Write a check to get access. Just exactly what he originally campaigned against.

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Wednesday evening the 21st is dollar day. Buck a person 5:00 PM to I think 9:30 PM. The short time frame will probably keep me out of trouble $$$$ wise.

Probably cost $10 to park.

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http://www.hartproductions.com/travel-s ... boat-show/

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And to think, just 3 weeks ago we were in Florida, it was in the 80s during the day and the granddaughter would swim in the evening. I dropped her off at school this morning at 8:30 and it was -3. Hey Dolphin is the 300 dock still floating ice free? We were thinking about coming down this weekend to...

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I think I figured it out on the last thing I was going to send. It was an attachment in the email and had a .pps extension. I most likely would have to save and convert to .jpg, since the file was several pictures. Then upload to the forum as an attachment. Sometimes I amaze myself. :ymapplause: Now...

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Thank you and the same to you, Sharon and the family as well. We are headed in the other direction, down to Florida and Wally World with our little shadow Jaden.

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I guess the best part about old age is the senior discount.

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How do you post a link from an email such as youtube or online news? Seems like I have lost the ability to figure it out in my old age.

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I don't care what anybody says, heres mine:

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http://news.cincinnati.com/article/2008 ... 1009/col05

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Received this poem in an email and thought it was appropriate for the season. A Different Christmas Poem The embers glowed softly, and in their dim light, I gazed round the room and I cherished the sight. My wife was asleep, her head on my chest, My daughter beside me, angelic in rest. Outside the s...

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Click on link for a game of skill:

http://crass.on.ru/flash/aaa-1.html

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Virus alert

If your computer does this when copying a file...

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You KNOW it's been infected with some $h1t!

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I was on the news this morning that the average salary at GM for UAW members is $78/hour plus benefits. :-\ WOW!!! Is that plus benefits??? I could almost, maybe , perhaps imagine $78/ hour with all the benefits and perks included, but $78 plus. :-o :-o That's over $160,000 a year. Man, I should ha...

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A heartwarming story. A small boy was lost at a large shopping mall. He approached a uniformed policeman and said, ' I've lost my grandpa! ' 'The cop asked, ' What's he like? ' The little boy hesitated for a moment and then replied, 'Cold beer and women with big boobs.' :)) :))

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I sell a lift truck that wieghs 8,000lbs can carry another 5,000 and will run 8 hours on a battery charge. What are the chances of putting a road worthy body on the lift truck chassis and running gear, regear it to get a better top speed and put it on the street? I am not mechanically inclined enou...

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..'I (state your name) WILL NOT complain about my job, EVER AGAIN' !!!

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Since we are now on Daylight Saving Time up here in Northern KY, I suppose I should change forum preferences to Central Time to get the correct time stamp? Unless there is another way to do it?

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The red spickets are the winter water at SD. The way they are spaced and where your slip is would determine the length of hose needed. I have rather large water tanks on my boat but if I should run low on water, I probably would have to put a couple of hoses together to refill. Also historically, th...

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I think we all need some words of wisdom after Nov. 4th! 'If you don't read the newspaper you are uninformed; if you do read the newspaper you are misinformed.' -Mark Twain Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress.... But then I repeat myself. -Mark Twain I contend that f...

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My wife sent me the pictures from school. She was told that after the horses moved on, the doe came and retrieved her fawn. What is amazing is the horses could have cared less the fawn was hanging around.

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