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The Sensitive Man
>
>
> A woman meets a man in a bar. They talk; they connect; they end up
> leaving together.
>
> They get back to his place, and as he shows her around his apartment
> she notices that one wall of his bedroom is completely filled with
> soft, sweet, cuddly teddy bears.
>
> There are three shelves in the bedroom, with hundreds and hundreds of
> cute, cuddly teddy bears carefully placed in rows, covering the
> entire wall!
>
> It was obvious that he had taken quite some time to lovingly arrange
> them and she was immediately touched by the amount of thought he had
> put into organizing the display.
> There were small bears all along the bottom shelf, medium-sized bears
> covering the length of the middle shelf, and huge, enormous bears
> running all the way along the top shelf.
>
> She found it strange for an obviously masculine guy to have such a
> large collection of Teddy Bears, She is quite impressed by his
> sensitive side but doesn't mention this to him. They share a bottle
> of wine and continue talking and, after awhile, she finds herself
> thinking, 'Oh my God! Maybe, this guy could be the one! Maybe he
> could be the future father of my children?'
> She turns to him and kisses him lightly on the lips. He responds
> warmly. They continue to kiss, the passion builds, and he romantically
> lifts her in his arms and carries her into his bedroom where they rip
> off each other's clothes and make hot, steamy love. She is so
> overwhelmed that she responds with more passion, more creativity, more
> heat than she has ever known. After an intense, explosive night of
> raw passion with this sensitive guy, they are lying there together in
> the afterglow.
> The woman rolls over, gently strokes his chest and asks coyly, 'Well,
> how was it?'
> The guy gently smiles at her, strokes her cheek, looks deeply into her
> eyes, and says:
>
> 'Help yourself to any prize from the middle shelf'
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ROFLMAO!!!
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E_HILLMAN wrote:ROFLMAO!!!
You would! :-* :-*
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Image Thanks for the kisses =)) Image
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E_HILLMAN wrote:Image Thanks for the kisses =)) [img]
At least you knew for which end they were meant! =)) :ymdevil:
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