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You might recall that John Hinckley was a seriously deranged young man who
shot President Reagan in the early 1980s. Hinckley was absolutely obsessed
with movie star Jodie Foster, extremely jealous, and in his twisted mind,
loved Jodie Foster to the point that to make himself well known to her, he
attempted to assassinate President Reagan. There is speculation Hinckley may
soon be released as having been rehabilitated. Consequently, you may
appreciate the following letter from John McCain that the staff at the
mental 20 facility, treating Hinckley , reports to have intercepted this past
weekend:

To: John Hinckley

From: John McCain

My wife and I wanted to drop you a short note to tell you how pleased we are
with the great strides you are making in your recovery. In our fine
country's new spirit of understanding and forgiveness, we want you to know
there is a bilateral consensus of compassion and forgiveness throughout

My wife Cindy and I want you to know that no grudge is borne against you for
shooting President Reagan. We, above all, are aware of how the mental stress
and pain could have driven you to such an act of desperation. We are
confident that you will soon make a complete recovery and return to your family to join the world again as a healthy and productive young man.

Best Wishes,

John and Cindy McCain

PS: Barack Obama has been boinking Jodie Foster. Thought you should know.
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Awwwww, you're BAD! :-o
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LOL< and found another word to add to the filter... #:-s
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Now thats funny...


I didn't know where it was going until the end......
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Kinda funny to see what you replace my verbage with. =)) :-o :ymdevil:
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I set it for the site. (if you go to edit your post what you put in it is still there) lol
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Just making sure I knew what it said before :D =)) =))
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IT SAID, oh never mind, E is to quick
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Next thing you know he will be replacing "Canadian" with somethign else! X( =)) =)) =))
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:-? :-? :-? :-? :-? :-? :-? =))
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Canadian


Ha it's still there! :D
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Just kidding, it still works...

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Canadian :p
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