Building permit

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Building permit

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Building Permit

I recently applied for a building permit for a new house.

It was going to be 100 ft. tall and 400 ft. wide with 9 gun turrets at
various heights and windows all over the place and a really loud outside
entertainment sound system.

It would have parking for 200 cars, and I was going to paint it snot green with pink trim.
The City Council told me to forget it.....AIN'T GONNA HAPPEN !
So I sent the application in again, but this time I called it a Mosque.
Construction starts on Monday
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