top 10 caddie remarks

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# 10 Golfer: "That can't be my ball, it's too old."
Caddy: "It's been a long time since we teed off, sir."

# 9 Golfer: "This is the worst course I've ever played on."
Caddy: "This isn't the golf course. We left that an hour ago."

# 8 Golfer: "I'd move heaven and earth to break 100 on this course."
Caddy: "Try heaven, you've already moved most of the earth."

# 7 Golfer: "Do you think my game is improving?"
Caddy: "Yes , you miss the ball much closer now."

# 6 Golfer: "Do you think I can get there with a 5 iron?"
Caddy: "Eventually."

# 5 Golfer: "You've got to be the worst caddy in the world."
Caddy: "I don't think so . That would be too much of a Coincidence."

# 4 Golfer: "Please stop checking your watch all the time. It's too much of a distraction."
Caddy: "It's not a watch - it's a compass."

# 3 Golfer: "How do you like my game?"
Caddy: "Very good , but personally, I prefer golf"

#2 Golfer: "Think I'm going to drown myself in the lake."
Caddy: "Think you can keep your head down that long?"


# 1 Golfer: "Do you think its a sin to play on Sunday?
Caddy: "The way you play, it's a sin on any day."


Old favorite.....is the one about the Golfer who has been slicing off the tee at every hole.
He finally gives up and asks his long suffering caddy if he has seen any obvious problems to which the caddy replies.
"There's a piece of $h1t on the end of your club ".
The Golfer picks his club up and cleans the club face at which point the caddy says
No , the other end"