Bob's in the hospital !!!
Who in the hell is Bob ? Well Bob is the guy who gets home late one night and his wife says, " Where the hell have you been ? " Bob replies: " I was out getting a tattoo ! " " A tattoo ? " she frowned. " What kind of tattoo did you get ? " " I got a hundred dollar bill on my privates, " he said proudly. " What the hell were you thinking ? " She said, shaking her head in disgust. " Why on earth would a retiree get a hundred dollar bill tattooed on his privates ? " " Well, One, I like to watch my money grow. Two, once in a while I like to play with my money. Three, I like how money feels in my hand. And, Lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home and BLOW a hundred bucks anytime you want. "
Bob is in the hospital, room 233.
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Re: BOB
When I saw the title I thought it was about a tattoo but it wasn't what I thought it was. There was a guy named Bob that got a B tattooed on each butt cheek and when he mooned ya you could clearly read his name. BoB 
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Re: BOB
http://www.amazon.com/Bob-Book-David-Re ... 0440503124
"Bob is more than a name. It's a verb, an attitude, an entire way of life."
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Re: BOB
Yep.E_HILLMAN wrote:Well that one drew ya out!
I was afraid that I had another heart attack and no one bothered to tell me. Sort of like reading the obituaries in the paper.
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Re: BOB
lol, speaking of heart attacks hope Waterwings is ok after my goofy post today. 
Buy American, the job you save just might be your own.
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Re: BOB
'Wings is a good guy. Unfortunately, his Company is very busy right now so he is stretched kinda thin trying to herd cats there as well as on the Forum. I believe he is working solo in the Bunker this weekend. <--Not fun. Been there, Done that.