American history

[$parechange]

The

teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American History. Who

said 'Give me Liberty , or give me Death'?"


She

saw a sea of blank faces, except for Little Hodiaki, a bright foreign

exchange student from Japan , who had his hand up: 'Patrick Henry,

1775' he said. 'Very good! 'Who said, 'Government of the People,

by the People, for the People, shall not perish from the Earth?'Again,

no response except from Little Hodiaki, 'Abraham Lincoln, 1863'.

'Excellent!', said the teacher continuing, 'let's try one a bit More

difficult...'Who said, 'Ask not what your country can do for you, but

what you can do for your country?' Once again, Hodiaki's was the only

hand in the air and he said; 'John F. Kennedy, 1961'.
The

teacher snapped at the class, 'Class, you should be ashamed of

yourselves, Little Hodiaki isn't from this country and he knows more

about our history than you do.
'She

heard a loud whisper: 'F . . k the Japs,''Who said that? I want to

know right now!' she angrily demanded. Little Hodiaki put his hand up,

'General MacArthur, 1945.'
At

that point, a student in the back said, 'I'm gonna

puke.
'The

teacher glares around and asks, 'All right!!! Now who said that!?'

Again, Little Hodiaki says, 'George Bush to the Japanese Prime

Minister, 1991.'
Now

furious, another student yells, 'Oh yeah? Suck this!'
Little

Hodiaki jumps out of his chair waving his hand and shouts to the

teacher, 'Bill Clinton, to Monica Lewinsky, 1997!'
Now

with almost mob hysteria someone said, 'You little $h1t. If you say

anything else, I'll kill you.'
Little

Hodiaki frantically yells at the top of his voice, 'Michael Jackson to

the child witnesses testifying against him, 2004.'
The

teacher fainted.
As

the class gathered around the teacher on the floor, someone said, 'Oh

$h1t, We're screwed!'
Little

Hodiaki said quietly, 'the American people, November 4,

2008.'

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I don't understand this joke!

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lol good one!