The perfect wife

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A woman asks her husband at breakfast time, "Would you like some bacon and
eggs, a slice of toast, and maybe some grapefruit juice and coffee?" He
declines. "Thanks for asking, but I'm not hungry right now. It's this
Viagra," he says. "It's really taken the edge off my appetite."


At lunchtime, she asked him if he would like something. "How about a bowl of
soup, homemade muffins, or a cheese sandwich?" He declines. "The Viagra," he
says, "really trashes my desire for food."




Come dinnertime, she asks if he wants anything to eat. "Would you like a
juicy rib eye steak and some scrumptious apple pie? Or maybe a rotisserie
chicken or tasty stir fry?" He declines again. "No," he says, "it's got to
be the Viagra. I'm still not hungry."


"Well," she says, "Would you mind letting me up? I'm starving."

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