APPLE does it again!!!!!!!

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APPLE does it again!!!!!!!

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Apple Computer announced today that it has developed a computer chip that can store and play high fidelity music in women's breast implants.

The iTit will cost between $499.00 and $699.00 depending on speaker size.

This is considered to be a major breakthrough because women have always complained about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.
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Re: APPLE does it again!!!!!!!

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Wow, that will take more than the four normal screening views.
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OK, if I have to I will put my ear to the nip-port and listen, and give my report later. ;)
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