coincidence

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coincidence

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COINCIDENCE

>A chicken farmer went
> to a local bar.... Sat next to a woman and ordered a glass
> of champagne...
>
>The woman perks up and says, 'How about that? I just ordered
>a glass of champagne, too!'
>
>'What a coincidence' the farmer says. 'This is a special
>day for me.... I am celebrating'
>
>'This is a special day for me too, I am also celebrating!'
>says the woman.
>
>'What a coincidence!' says the farmer! As they clinked
>glasses the man asked, 'What are you celebrating?'
>
>'My husband and I have been trying for years to have
>a child and today my gynaecologist told me that I am pregnant!'
>
>'What a coincidence,' says the man. 'I'm a chicken farmer
>and for years all of my hens were infertile, but today they
>are all laying fertilized eggs.'
>
>'That's great!' says the woman. 'How did your chickens
>become fertile?'
>
>'I used a different cock,' he replied.
>
>The woman smiled and said, 'What a coincidence.'
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=)) =)) :ymapplause: :ymapplause:
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