Barbie Doll

[DMS]

A dad is on his way home a bit late from the office when he realises that it's his daughter's birthday and he has not bought her a gift.

So he stops at a toy store to buy his daughter a Barbie.

Inside he sees a Barbie display and asks the salesgirl how much the Barbie's are.

The girl responds:

"Which one? We have:"

Gymnasium Barbie: $19.95

Volleyball Barbie: $19.95

Shopping Barbie: $19.95

Surfer Barbie: $19.95

Disco Barbie: $19.95

and Divorced Barbie: $299.99

Shocked, the man asks, "Why is Divorced Barbie $299.95 when all the other Barbie's are $19.95?"

Exasperated, the girl responds:

"Sir, Divorced Barbie comes with:

Ken's Car
Ken's House
Ken's Boat
Ken's Furniture
Ken's Jewellery
Ken's Money
Ken's Computer, and
Ken's Best Friend...

[katie]

D@mn straight!!! I heard that Ken was a cheatin b@st@rd!!

At least she let him keep the dog!!