The train ride

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The train ride

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Sitting together on a train was Obama, George Bush Jr., a little old
lady, and a young blonde girl with large breasts.

The train goes into a dark tunnel and a few seconds later there is the
sound of a loud slap. When the train emerges from the tunnel, Obama has
a bright red hand print on his cheek.

No one speaks.
The old lady thinks:
Obama must have groped the blonde in the dark, and she slapped him.

The blonde girl thinks:
Obama must have tried to grope me in the dark, but missed and fondled
the old lady and she slapped him.

Obama thinks:
Bush must have groped the blonde in the dark. She tried to slap him but
missed and got me instead.

George Bush thinks:
I can't wait for another tunnel, so I can smack Obama again.
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