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Dover Indiana Preparation
>
> Seems a guy cruises thru a stop sign, or whatever, and gets pulled
> over by a local policeman. Guy hands the cop his driver's license,
> insurance verification, plus his concealed carry permit.
>
> "Okay, Mr. H.," the cop says, "I see your CCW permit. Are you
> carrying today?"
>
> "Yes, I am."
>
> "Well then, better tell me what you got."
>
> Mr. H. says, "Well, I got a .44 Mag revolver in my inside coat pocket.
> There's a 45 acp semi-auto in the glove box. And, I've got a 45/70
> T/C in my right boot."
>
> "Okay," the cop says. "Anything else?"
>
> "Yeah, back in the trunk, there's an 30/30 and a 30/06. That's about
> it."
>
> "Mr. H., are you on your way to or from a gun range...?"
>
> "Nope."
>
> "Well then, what are you afraid of...?"
>
> "Not a d@mn thing..."
>
>
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