Three women, 1 from England , 1from Scotland and 1from Ireland , were walking past and felt sorry for the poor man.
The English woman said "Have you ever had a hug?" The man said "No," so she gave him a hug and walked on.
The Scottish woman said, "Have you ever had a kiss?" The man said, "No," so she gave him a kiss and walked on.
The Irish woman came to him and said, "'Ave ya ever been fooked, laddie?"
The man broke into a big smile and said, "No".
She said, "Aye, ya will be when the tide comes in."
(I loooove this joke!)
