The Female Dentist

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katie
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The Female Dentist

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The lady dentist pulls out a needle to give the male patient a shot of novocain.
The man says, no way, no needles, I hate needles!
So she pulls out the mask for nitrous oxide and the man says, no way, I can't do the gas thing, the thought of a mask suffocates me.
The dentist then asks if he objects to a pill. He says sure, no objections.
So the dentist goes and gets a pill and returns and says here's a viagra.
He says WOW, I didn't know Viagra worked as a pain killer.
It doesn't she said, but it's going to give you something to hold on to when I pull your tooth!
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Even a broken clock is right twice a day ;)
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Re: The Female Dentist

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That's so embarassing, katie! ;)
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Re: The Female Dentist

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uh hmmm, I know ;) :D (sounds about right though, lol)
Even a broken clock is right twice a day ;)
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