worlds shortest fairy tale

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worlds shortest fairy tale

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The World's Shortest Fairy Tale


Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
The girl said, 'NO!'
And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles
and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and
drank beer and scotch and left the toilet seat up and
farted whenever he wanted.

THE END
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=)) :)) =)) :)) =)) U R 8 UP! why DO guys wanna get married? don't say housework, etc, hell you can hire that done.
(women would probably make more money too!) ;)
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Women you get my whole paycheck now, what more do you want? :ymhug: :x
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katie wrote:=)) :)) =)) :)) =)) U R 8 UP! why DO guys wanna get married? don't say housework, etc, hell you can hire that done.
(women would probably make more money too!) ;)
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