Parking ticket and the retired guy

[LC addict]

The other day I went downtown to run a few errands and buy my wife some
jewelry. I went into the local Jewelry store. I was only there for about 5
minutes.

When I came out, there was this cop writing out a parking ticket. I said
to him, 'Come on, man, how about giving a retired person a break?'

He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. His insensitivity annoyed
me, so I called him a 'Nazi.'

He glared at me and then wrote out another ticket for having worn tires.

So I proceeded to call him 'doughnut eating Gestapo.'

He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first.

Then he wrote a third ticket when I called him a moron in blue.

This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I talked back to him, the
more tickets he wrote.

Personally, I didn't really care. I came downtown on the bus.

The car that he was putting the tickets on had one of those bumper
stickers that said, 'Obama in '08'.

I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired. The doctor tells
me that it's important to my health.

[crwky]

Good Call :lol: :lol: :lol:

[re3too]

Moral: Don't mess with retired people!

[crwky]

Moral: Don't mess with retired people!

Yea they can be crazy

[E_]

And they smell weird

[re3too]

Moral: Don't mess with retired people!

Yea they can be crazy

I was crazy before I retired so that ain't it!

[re3too]

And they smell weird

Hey, poop boy! We smell with our noses, jist like you! Sheesh! What a dumb a$$!

[E_]

WHy are you so mean to innocent lil ole me? I'm such a good kid.

[re3too]

WHy are you so mean to innocent lil ole me? I'm such a good kid.

Cough, choke, sputter!!!!!