biker chili

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biker chili

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Biker Chili

A duded-up city rider walks into a seedy tavern in Sturgis , SD.

He sits at the bar and notices a grizzled old biker with his arms folded, staring blankly at a full bowl of chili.

After fifteen minutes of just sitting there staring at it, the newbie rider bravely asks the old biker,

'If you ain't gonna eat that, ja' mind if I do?'

The old veteran of a thousand rides slowly turns his head toward the young pup and says,

'Nah, you go right ahead.'

Eagerly, the guy wearing the shiny new leather fashions reaches over and slides the bowl into his place and starts spooning it in with delight.

He gets nearly down to the bottom of the bowl and notices a dead mouse in the chili.

The sight was very shocking and he immediately barfed the chili back into the bowl.

The old biker quietly says,

'Yep, that's as far as I got, too.'
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awwwwwwwwwwww :ymsick:
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Thanks alot, Jeff :ymtongue:
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