A little shopping humor
A lady walks into
Tiffany's. She looks around, spots a beautiful diamond
bracelet and walks over to
inspect it. As she bends over to look more
closely, she unexpectedly
farts.
Very
embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone noticed
her
little whoops and
prays that a salesperson was not anywhere near. As she
turns around, her worst
nightmare materializes in the form of a salesman
standing right behind her.
Good looking as well. Cool as a cucumber, he
displays all of the
qualities one would expect of a professional in a
store like Tiffany's.
He politely greets the
lady with, "Good day, Madam. How may we help you
today?"
Blushing and
uncomfortable, but still hoping that salesman somehow missed
her little "incident," she
asks, "Sir, what is the price of this lovely
bracelet?"
He answers, "Madam...
if you farted just looking at it -- you're going to
$h1t when I tell you the
price."
shoping humor
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