The five surgeons
Posted: Wed Jun 10, 2009 7:12 am
Five surgeons are discussing who were the best patients to operate on.
The first surgeon says, 'I like to see Accountants on my operating table
because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered.'
The second responds, 'Well yes, but you should try Electricians!
Everything inside them is colour-coded.'
The third surgeon says, 'No, I really think Librarians are the best;
everything inside them is in alphabetical order.'
The fourth surgeon chimes in, 'You know I like Builders. Those chaps
always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end, and
when the job takes longer than you said it would.'
But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he observed, 'You're all
wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no
heart, no balls, no brains, and no spine, and there are only two moving
parts - the mouth and the arsehole - and they are interchangeable'
The first surgeon says, 'I like to see Accountants on my operating table
because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered.'
The second responds, 'Well yes, but you should try Electricians!
Everything inside them is colour-coded.'
The third surgeon says, 'No, I really think Librarians are the best;
everything inside them is in alphabetical order.'
The fourth surgeon chimes in, 'You know I like Builders. Those chaps
always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end, and
when the job takes longer than you said it would.'
But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he observed, 'You're all
wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no
heart, no balls, no brains, and no spine, and there are only two moving
parts - the mouth and the arsehole - and they are interchangeable'