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Childbirth at 65



Too good not to pass on, Enjoy !!!



With all the new technology regarding fertility, recently a

65-year-old friend of mine was able to give birth.



When she was discharged from the hospital and went

home, I went to visit.



'May I see the new baby?' I asked



'Not yet,' She said 'I'll make coffee and we can visit for a

while first.'



Thirty minutes had passed, and



I asked, 'May I see the new baby now?'



'No, not yet,' She said.



After another few minutes had elapsed,



I asked again, 'May I see the baby now?'



'No, not yet,' replied my friend.

Growing very impatient, I asked, 'Well, when can I see

the baby?'



'WHEN HE CRIES !' she told me.



'WHEN HE CRIES ?' I demanded. 'Why do I have to wait until



he

CRIES?'





'BECAUSE I FORGOT WHERE I PUT HIM, O.K.?!!'