Page 1 of 1

Worlds best engine

Posted: Thu Feb 04, 2010 5:14 pm
by $parechange
In 1912, the world famous Austrian gynecologist, Dr. Hermann Otto Kloepneckler, M.D. Ph.D. published the following:

"The best engine in the world is the vagina. It can be started with one finger. It is self-lubricating. It takes any size piston. And it changes its own oil every four weeks. It is only a pity that the management system is so boinking temperamental."