Smart blonde
Posted: Wed May 06, 2009 10:25 am
A man boards an airplane in Maryland with a box of frozen crabs.
He asks a blonde, female crew member to take care of the box for him.
She takes the box and promises to put it in the crew's refrigerator.
He advises her that he's holding her personally responsible for the crabs
staying frozen, mentions
that he's a lawyer, and proceeds to rant at her about what will happen if
she lets them thaw out.
Needless to say, she's annoyed by his behavior.
Shortly before landing in New York , she uses the intercom to announce to
the entire cabin,
"Would the gentleman who gave me the crabs in Maryland , please raise his
hand?"
Not one hand goes up....so she takes them home...and eats them.
Two lessons here:
1. Men never learn.
2. Blondes aren't as dumb as most men think.
He asks a blonde, female crew member to take care of the box for him.
She takes the box and promises to put it in the crew's refrigerator.
He advises her that he's holding her personally responsible for the crabs
staying frozen, mentions
that he's a lawyer, and proceeds to rant at her about what will happen if
she lets them thaw out.
Needless to say, she's annoyed by his behavior.
Shortly before landing in New York , she uses the intercom to announce to
the entire cabin,
"Would the gentleman who gave me the crabs in Maryland , please raise his
hand?"
Not one hand goes up....so she takes them home...and eats them.
Two lessons here:
1. Men never learn.
2. Blondes aren't as dumb as most men think.
